We went to France in the summer. It's not in England - you have to go on a boat or something to get there and most of them speak French which is like English but it has different words.

I've already had 406 hits and it's only been 9 months.

I'm going to start selling advertising space.

I've spent the last couple of months developing my talents as a poet. Here is my work so far -

'There once was a man from Dundee,
Who had a bit of a dodgy knee....'

Anyway, it's a work in progress.

I went to America a while ago. Sometimes it was hot, and I ate some cheeseburgers.

Not much has happened since I last wrote. If anything does happen I'll put it on here, but only if it's quite interesting. But if it's not very interesting I probably won't put it on, unless I think that someone else might find it quite interesting even if I don't, because sometimes some people think something's interesting when other people don't think it's very interesting or even a little bit interesting. But don't worry, you won't miss anything interesting. Although something a bit interesting did happen the other day, but I'm not sure if was interesting enough to put on here, and anyway I've forgotten what it was.